December 29, 2024

2. Spiritual UnDirection – Vatican Gift Shop

In our second inaugural episode we conclusively prove that McDonald’s pyrite arches are heaven and the gift shop at the Vatican is hell. When our fit bodies jog through those pearly gates, we hope to hear the radiant sounds of the Eagles, Led Zeppelin, and Toby Mac collaboration of Stairway to Hotel Heaven.

Discussion Starters: Why do theocracies suck? Which to choose, science or religion? Pope-blessed rosaries at the Vatican Gift Shop. Jesus’ vegetarianism and pescatarianism? Subconscious Ouija boards? Heaven’s exit door? What band plays heaven’s gates?

Link to John Piper Article referenced: https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/policies-persons-and-paths-to-ruin