December 29, 2024

Meet the UnDirectors

Jon Bennett is a speedo-wielding published author who originally hails from the midwest. His professional Christian credentials date all the way back to his days as an altar boy and power through his years in both protestant and catholic educational institutions. He drinks Mtn Dew like a champ, swims like a dolphin, and writes like Tolkien and Mel Brooks’ love child.

Wayne Randolph gets called Rabbi even though he’s not a Jew. It may be the beard. Or it may be the depth of knowledge of 1st century judaism, and one particular rabbi, Jesus. This professional Christian man survived the life of a PK and has since worked in international missions, Christian education, pastoral roles, and — most notably — waitstaff at the fine establishment we all know and love as Red Lobster.

Christopher Seals is an itinerant snake handler, regular preacher, and proud owner of two bidets. He earned his professional Christian stripes a Bible teacher, youth director, worship leader, and missions worker. Christopher tries to act like a normal human person and pretends that he’s not interested in LARPing when he shoots his bow and arrow in the back yard at the goblin painted on the wall.

Now that you know they’re pros… send them your spiritual questions and holy queries: