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73. Spiritual UnDirection – Unoffensive Goopy Fish

by chrisOctober 22, 2023October 22, 2023

Learn some fried fish hacks, unorthodox pumpkin spice applications, and midwestern expressions. If you don’t enjoy it, we won’t beat you up because the Bible …

71. Spiritual UnDirection – The Devil’s Doritos

by chrisSeptember 9, 2023September 9, 2023

Plenty of Bible and shame talk in this episode where we also spoil our doggies in the dog days of summer. Let’s hope you don’t …

97. Spiritual UnDirection – Wayne Went to New Mexico
Consider yourselves blessed that Season 1 was an entire 97 episodes, except those two deleted episodes. The inordinate number of episodes in one season wasn’t a lack of seasonal foresight and planning on our parts… it was a deliberate act of grace. Enjoy our musings and giggles in this concluding episode of Season 1... And […]
96. Spiritual UnDirection – My Good Oreo Fork
Decide with Wayne and Jon if Chris is too smart for this podcast, or too fancy in his cookie-eating methodology. Even if you’re undecided, don’t worry, because you can still defeat Satan, even if you don’t know what he looks like. Discussion Starters: Choice of scary movie villain, what does Satan look like, the […]
95. Spiritual UnDirection – Hyssop for that Pissop
Watch out for Wayne’s fastarm and bring your good questions so we can thank each other for our good questions. Beware of the amount of references to curtains though as we navigate some complicated moral waters. Discussion Starters: Cosplay at Comic Con, Street Fighter reminiscing, favorite Hebrew word, scubalon, question about making water, mortal […]
94. Spiritual UnDirection – Not the Trainwreck w/ Rob Bell
Where’d You Park Your Spaceship? Special guest Rob Bell shows us how fictional characters like Gerj, Noon Yeah, Sir Pong, and Heen can open us up better than any other 1,000 page Rorschach. Such a deep and beneficial conversation for anyone, but it’ll be even DEEPER and BETTER if you buy and read the books […]
93. Spiritual UnDirection – Brown Cinnamon Soup
At the post-millennium cookout, we’ll be cooking up some beer-basted demon brats on the heavenly grill! Discussion Starters: Mosh pits and punk rock shows, 3 Doors Down evangelism, after the millennium, pure evil people, Midwestern theme parks, Thanks for Punderstanding, entitled 18-year-old, Verse of the Day.
92. Spiritual UnDirection – Tar-sheeeeeesh
CeeDee Lamb is important… but the real Lamb that we want to talk about is the Lamb of God. Ruminate on the prophetic implications of sports and artificial intelligence while we take a run at ghosting Jon. Just don’t you dare mess with his casserole traditionalism. Discussion Starters: American football takes, illegal streaming, victim […]
91. Spiritual UnDirection – Centenarian Patina
Speedos, squares, jammers, and tighty-whities abound in this summer-themed regret-inspired episode. Challenge your Catholic school priest to a pullup contest so you can take the pulpit with us as we extract eye planks. Discussion Starters: Assonance, summer heat, sweat rags, speedos, God regretting in Genesis 6, Ebay relics autographed by Christian celebrities, churches that are […]
90. Spiritual UnDirection – Tragic School Bus w/ Robert Trebizo
"If it’s not neon green you’re not eating clean..." especially if special guest Robert trebizo warns you about your glowing rock of uranium. Listen and hope with us that Bob's happy little bush stays happy. Discussion Starters: 7/11 day and Fair Food day, numerology, hounding for rocks, Bill Nye, history of science and religion, what […]
UndirectedEST Moments - Episodes 2-20
We always recommend that you start with our newest episode and listen in reverse order, but for the purists that need a taste of the early content, here's an appetizer platter from the first 20 episodes.
89. Spiritual UnDirection – Romans Ate w/ Mitch Peters
Ethics, philosophy, and puns with our friend Mitch! Also, stand in solidarity with Jon and show your dad where you stand on belly button piercings. But you should still be sure to gum your favorite inside out mediterranean grape-based-cereal to get the necessary fiber. Discussion Starters: Kitchen Klutzes Day, Jesus’ pre-judgement meal, food ethics, […]

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73. Spiritual UnDirection – Unoffensive Goopy Fish

71. Spiritual UnDirection – The Devil’s Doritos

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